Joke

One afternoon, this guy
drives down a highway to
visit a nearby lake and
relax. On his way to the lake, a
guy dressed from head to toe in
red standing on the side of the
highway gestures for him to
stop.
The guy rolls down the window
and says, "How can I help you?"
"I am the red jerk of the
highway. You got something to
eat?"
With a smile on his face, the guy
hands a sandwich to the guy in
red and drives away. Not even
five minutes later, he comes
across another guy. This guy is
dressed fully in yellow, standing
on the side of the road and
waving for him to stop.
A bit irritated, our guy stops,
cranks down the window, and
says, "What can I do for you?"
"I am the yellow jerk of the
highway. You got something to
drink?"
Hardly managing to smile this
time, he hands the guy a can of
Coke and stomps on the pedal
and takes off again. In order to
make it to the lakeside before
sunset, he decides to go faster
and not to stop no matter what.
To his frustration, he sees
another guy on the side of the
road, this one dressed in blue
and signaling for him to stop.
Reluctantly, our guy decides to
stop one last time. He rolls down
his window, and yells, "Let me
guess. You're the blue jerk of the
highway, and just what the heck
do you wanna have?"
"Driver's license and registration,
please."

Copycat...Looool

Two men, Robert and
James, applied for an
engineering position.
Both applicants having the same
qualifications were asked to take
a test by the department
manager.
Upon completion of the exam
both men only missed one of the
questions. The manager went to
Robert and said, "Thank you for
your interest, but we've decided
to give James the job."
Robert replied, "Why? We both
correctly answered nine
questions. I believe I should get
this job, especially since I've
grown up in this town and
James just moved here."
The manager said, "We made our
decision not on the correct
answers, but on the question
you missed."
"How could one incorrect answer
be better than the other?," asked
Robert.
"Simple," said the manager.
"James put down on question #
5, 'I don't know', and you put
down, 'Neither do I.'"

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